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Primer to Las Vegas
So you're planning to attend the Pharmacy Purchasing Outlook's 13th Annual Networking
Conference in Las Vegas, Nevada. You've heard good things about the Conference
and you want the opportunity to network with your fellow Pharmacy Purchasing Professionals. And let's not forget about fulfilling
all your CE requirements for the year at one meeting. You want to bring the family, catch a show, maybe try your hand at the
blackjack table.
But it's so far away, it's in the middle of nowhere and you really know nothing about Las Vegas. This writer has been to the Atlantic
City casino hotels, as well as the Indian casinos. At least Atlantic City has the beach
to keep my family happy, but the reservation casinos, well, if you don't gamble, there's not much else to do. But
is what they say about Vegas true? Can I bring my family and be assured that they will not be in danger from The Mob AND have
enough activities to keep them entertained? Will they (or myself, for that matter) be tempted by the many lurid distractions
in this so-called Sin City?
Are there really slot machines in the
bathrooms?
Fortunately, the hype surrounding Las Vegas is in this day and age Urban Legend. You won't see black-shirted,
white-necktied, tommy-gun toting mobsters or half-naked showgirls in feathers and sequins walking the streets. These
things are tales of the Old Las Vegas, and if it is still around, it is not that obvious. And, sorry, in the the
eleven years of going to the Conference, this writer has yet to see a spectaular CSI crime scene, though many episodes were
shot in our former Conference location. You will, however, find a delightful and dazzling array of sights and distractions
that has earned Las Vegas the description 'Fabulous'. What
this writer will attempt to accomplish will be to give a brief primer on what to expect to see, what you can do as a family,
or a group after the daily Conference sessions, and what your family can do to keep them busy and entertained during the day
while you're at the Conference.
Transportation:
Getting to Las Vegas
For those of us in the East, the only method to
get to Las Vegas is by air. All modes of ground transportation
will take far too long unless you have all the time in the world. For attendees in the Mid-West and the Coast, there are the
options of land, rail or air travel, depending on your distance from Las Vegas.
This writer has done the drive to Las Vegas from San
Diego. It's a five-to-six hour drive, depending on your driving style, and it is for the most
part eventless. Once you leave the Los Angeles area,
be prepared to drive virtually non-stop to 'Vegas, barring food, gas and rest stops. Also, for those driving, turn off
the air conditioning and open the windows. Though at the speed you're driving, it is not the most optimal way to drive
in terms of gas comsumption, it puts less of a strain on your electrical system in the merciless heat. And getting stuck
on I-15 with a dead battery and being literally a hundred miles from nowhere, that's no way to start a vacation.
For those
who never or rarely travel by plane, here are a few general tips to make your travel less traumatic:
For the best
airfares, book your flight as far in advance as possible. The further you book your flight from your actual departure date,
the cheaper your flight will likely be. Booking your flight early also eases your expense load as you're spreading out your
expenses over a longer period of time. If you are really brave, you can try to book a flight on standby status. Standby
status means you book your flight with the understanding that if the plane is not full, you get a seat. If the flight is full,
you have to wait for the next flight. Or the next. Or the next. It's the cheapest mode of air travel, but it is the most risky
in terms of actually getting a flight, and in today's economy, it may not be worth the aggravation. You may not want
to try this if you are travelling with your family.
You can make all the travel arrangements yourself. By making all
the arrangements yourself, you have the most control over your options (flight, times, etc.), but if you have little or no
experience in doing so, you may not get the best price or arrangements. If you do opt to make your own flight arrangements,
try to book a flight on an airline that has a hub in your city. An airline with a hub in your city means that airline has
one of their main offices in your home city. Delta Airlines has a hub in Atlanta, GA, while USAirways has a hub in Philadelphia, PA, for example. Hub city airlines usually have the most flights from your city and usually
have better rates.
You can also check the Internet for booking flights. There are many sites that offer everything
from airfares to car rentals, often offering rates on hotels and tours. Most airlines have their own web sites also, where
you can shop flights and prices. One of the more popular general travel sites is travelocity.com, but there are others, such
as cheapairfares.com and cheapair.com. A word of caution: make sure you are comfortable with any site you use as you will
be submitting your credit card and other sensitive information online. Another hint is to check the rates on the travel
Internet sites, find the cheapest airline, then go to that airline's web site.
Another option is to use priceline.com or hotwire.com for airfares.
Their claim to name your own price is true, however you are subject to whatever airline, airport, flight time and even
the date they decide you fly, which is risky since you must pay in advance and then you're told how you get there. I am not
sure of their refund policy, either. As with standby, if you are not picky how, when and where you land in Las Vegas, this is the best bet.
In the past few years, the airlines themselves, tired of losing a peice of their action to the online services,
have initiated their own "Best Price" policies. This can work in your favor, because once you get a good price
for your flight from one of the online travel services, go to the airline itself that had the best prices and put them
head-to-head. If the airline's price is better, and it sometimes is, you book with the airline. If their price
is not the best, you can negotiate with the airline to lower their price. By booking with the airline instead of the
online travel service, you sometimes save a bit on the administrative fees charged by the online travel service.
For
the best and least route of resistance, try a travel agent. They traditionally charge no more than if you were to do it yourself,
and they can find the best deals for your requirements as they do this for a living.
One more thing: you can take advantage of the MGM Grand hotel check-in service in the airport
itself. At their kiosk you can check-in to the hotel and arrange shuttle transportation without the hassle of wandering
around the outside of the airport looking for a shuttle or being accosted by gypsy cabbies. Another perk provided for
this year's Conference!
WEATHER
The average temperature in Las Vegas usually
hovers around the 100 degree mark. Although many claim it is a dry heat, it is still VERY HOT with
very little relief, even at night (check the current weather for Las Vegas
at the bottom of the Conference Attendee page). You are, after all, in the middle of a desert. Do not venture
outside for any lengthy periods of time if you are susceptible to the heat. The weather fools you at night, however.
At times it can become very windy, and therefore feel chilly. You should dress accordingly.
Inside the hotels are a different story. The hotels, the casinos, and even hotel exteriors are
usually wonderfully air-conditioned. Some of the fancier hotels have misting sprays lining their exteriors. You
should prepare yourself for the drastic weather changes as you go from unrelenting heat to air-conditioned comfort and vice-versa.
Transportation Land
Once you get there, you'll want to get around. If you drove yourself, the option is obvious; use your
own car. Parking is usually free in most casinos, but read the cautions regarding driving in Las Vegas a little further down in this article. Depending on your budget and your
needs, there are three options:
CAR RENTAL
Car rental is the most expensive, but the most versatile mode of
travel. Las Vegas is a huge, sprawling city in regards to land mass, and if you are staying
for any time longer than the Conference, you may want to see the other sites Las
Vegas has to offer. A second word of caution: driving on the Strip may be intimidating to one who is
not experienced in driving in a city that is literally on a 24/7 rush hour. Traffic is fast, furious and congested, and the
later in the day you drive, the more intense the traffic gets.
TAXI
Taxis offer almost as much versatility but without the financial
commitment of a car rental nor the nerve-shattering intensity of actually driving. The cabs are usually clean and well-maintained,
and the drivers will be glad to give you tips on what to see and do while in the city, while also telling you their own life
story. Cab fares can get pricey, so choose carefully your itinerary if you are sightseeing by taxi cab. One other caution:
If a driver solicits you to skip the regular lines and use their cab DON'T DO IT!!!! These "gypsy"
cab drivers usually pay off their partner at the hotel, then literally take you for a ride. They say they will
charge you less than a regular cab, but the fares usually comes out to more than a regular, licensed cab.
As a second note, not all gypsies are unscrupulous, and every doorman is not in cahoots with them, but it's just safer to
use a licensed cab and driver.
PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
Las Vegas boasts a very efficient and reliable public
transportation service that runs the length of the Strip and beyond. Day Passes can be purchased that will allow one passenger
each to get off and on the bus all day long, and it will take you from near the airport to the Fremont area of Las Vegas,
the Original Las Vegas Strip. The city recently updated their buses so that most of them are now double-decker buses, alleviating
the congestion of the older buses and allowing tourists to view the city from a better vantage point. In addition, the
Las Vegas Strip now has a monorail system that covers most of the major casinos on the Strip, and the monorail
begins at the MGM Grand. All the usual precautions for public transportation travel should be observed (watch
your purse, wallet, etc.).
FREE TRANSPORTATION
There is another option to taxis and buses. There are several modes
of free transportation that are offered by the casinos themselves: Shuttles - All the chain casinos offer
their own free shuttle service to their other locations in Las Vegas.
Several casino chains offer free shuttles. They all have stops on the Strip. It is the cheapest and easiest method to visit
the casinos off the Strip. Its just a matter of where you want to go. Monorails - Another mode of free
transportation are the inter-casino monorails, not to be confused with the Las Vegas Monorail. These are featured in the newer
casinos, such as the Mirage. Again, they connect to their own casinos so you don't have to walk, and there are several of
these monorails accessible on the Strip.
There is a fourth option - walking. This is not advisable unless
you intend to cover the only the centermost and most densely packed section of the city. With Caesars Palace alone covering
the equivalent of nearly two and one-half city blocks, it is a formidable task to visit to many casinos in one evening, as
many casinos are further away than they look. Even with walking, you still need a way to get to that section of town, and
that is usually by monorail, since, although we will be practically in the center of town, it is still enough of a distance
between groups of casinos to make it daunting. A monorail Day Pass, or even a Day Pass for their Strip Bus system
is a surefire solution to tired feet.
LODGINGS
Of course the lodgings of choice is MGM Grand Hotel and Casino, where the Conference will be held. With a ridiculously low room rate of $69 PER ROOM, the lowest room rate we've had in years, it is the
only sure bet in Las Vegas. For the first time, the
Conference will not only be on The Strip, but it will be in the heart of The Strip. Flanked by other hotels on all sides
and serviced by both the Las Vegas monorail and the new double-decker public Strip bus system,
it will truly look like all that Las Vegas has to offer has
been prepared exclusively for you.
ATTIRE
Attire at the Conference is Business Casual. Women should wear skirts or slacks with blouses, or dresses;
whatever you would feel most comfortable wearing in a business/social environment. Men should be in slacks and shirts;
jackets are optional, polo shirts are acceptable. You should stay away from wife-beaters, tank tops, Daisy Dukes and
ripped jeans; scrubs are a bad idea also. Shorts and sandals are acceptable; the general Rule of Thumb would be to dress
as though you were going to dinner or a casual social event. One important note: the meeting rooms in most hotels in Vegas
are VERY COLD in contast to the oppressive heat outside the hotel! It's not something we have a lot of control
over, so it's best to be prepared. It is a very good idea to bring a sweater or jacket, despite the sweltering heat
once you venture outside. It's better to have a sweater and not need it, than need one and not have one.
FOOD
Speaking of such, the second industry in Las Vegas is
food. Food is everywhere. And there is food for every taste, every lifestyle and every budget. At The MGM Grand, as in every
other casino, there are high-priced restaurants that cater to your every whim to modestly priced casual restaurants that cater
to your budget. A third caution: beware the cheap buffet. Expect to pay between $12 to $17 or so for a decent dinner buffet.
Lunches are less expensive. There are other buffets in Vegas that are cheaper, but be warned you get what you pay for. If
the standard price for a buffet is $15 and you see one for $2.50, there must be a reason. The MGM Grand Buffet is set
in the tradition on the "Old Style" Vegas buffets. There are no "international stations", instead you will be presented
with an elegant cut-to-order Prime Rib station, and all-you-can-eat shrimp bar, a grilled-to-order steak and fish bar (a first),
in addition to the usual amenities, including a variety of salad, fruit and vegetable selections, all prepared what seems
to be just for you. A word of caution: the MGM Grand Buffet is a bit pricier than your regular buffet - dinner
will cost you a hefty $28 per person! Fortunately, to buffer that sticker shock, the MGM Grand also has
be a wider selection of alternate dining choices. The MGM Grand boasts an eclectic variety of inexpensive Food Court-style
eateries, mid-range sit-down restaurants, and named restaurants to impress even the most jaded restauranteur. If you
can't find it at the MGM Grand, then it doesn't exist!
In addition, the Conference usually provides Continental Breakfast (coffee, fruit, danish) at the beginning of each
day. The GPO and Wholesaler breakouts usually provide some type of refreshments. And in the Vendor Display Area,
there is usually some type of food. Combine that with a Grand Reception the first day of the Conference and hosted Hospitality
Affairs on the other nights of the Conference, you will spend very little money on food, unless it is your choice.
ENTERTAINMENT
Las Vegas is truly the Entertainment Capital of the World. Entertainers who are world-renown
live and perform in 'Vegas year round. Tourists flock to 'Vegas to see some of the most famous people in the world perform.
And like everything else in Vegas, there are entertainment choices for every taste and budget:
Let's start with the
free shows. That's right FREE shows. Throughout
every casino there are lounge acts that range from relaxing to easy Jazz to tearing it up at a full-blown House Party. And
it's available to you for the price of a drink. If lounge acts aren't your style, try wandering through the Strip at night.
This is when Las Vegas really becomes alive. The lights of
the city and the gigantic video screens would be enough distraction for a normal night. But there is more, much more. Wandering
down the Strip, you can watch the spectacular Dancing Water Fountains Show at Bellagio, or even get a little flame-burned from the Volcano Show at the Mirage. Or catch real circus acts at Circus-Circus. Need some more? How about a five city-block-long light and music show up in the Fremont section of Las Vegas. Words can't describe it. You just have to see it. And it's
all free.
Going up the pay scale a bit, you have featured performers. Here you can find acts such as Penn and Teller
or ZZ Top. These shows are moderately priced, so a dinner and a show are still within a reasonable budget. Still, expect to
pay a couple hundred dollars or more for a family of four.
Going to the top of the food chain, and if you still have
any real cash in your pocket or hit it big at the craps table, you may want to catch some of the trademark Vegas acts. Barry
Manilow, Danny Gans, or the Cirque du Soliel - type of show, from the Beatles "Love" to the Cirque Du Soliel productions "O" or "Ka", or "Mystere" will set you back some serious green - around a hundred dollars per person - if you can get a ticket. The top
shows like "The Producers" or the Blue Man Group are usually booked solid, so if you plan to see these top shows, make your arrangements WAY in advance.
You may want to network with the various Vendors displaying at the Conference. Drug Reps are also a good source for
entertainment during conventions. At a conference such as the PPO Networking Conference, chances are there will be a vendor
there that either you are familiar, or who wishes to speak to you more at length than during the display times. This is an
excellent opportunity for both vendors and buyers to get together in a business/social environment. The Conference vendors
get your undivided attention for a couple of hours and you get a great meal and/or show. Physicians and Pharmacists have been
wined and dined for years in this manner. Isn't it about time for the person who actually makes the purchases to get this
kind of treatment? It is truly a winning deal for all.
For those planning extended stays in the Clark
County area, you may want to take in a tour of Hoover Dam or the Grand Canyon. There are many options to tour these areas, including aerial and helicopter tours. These
tours need to be planned at least a day in advance so that the tour companies can make accommodations for you or your group.
The Hoover Dam is a nice half-day excursion, while the Grand Canyon takes a full day, because
of the extensive travelling that is involved (across two states). Also, it's better to visit the Grand
Canyon in a tour group as the drive is long and generally non-eventful, and the tour guides know of the better
places for the sights and picture taking. The MGM Grand staff will be happy to help you with these arrangements.
Then there's the gambling. Many people find entertainment in the various gaming activities. In
addition, the hotel offers free classes in Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, etc. Just approach any employee and they can
direct you to where the classes are. One more feature about the gaming area. As long as you are gaming, you are
offered free drinks by the cocktail waitresses. One of the attendees told this writer that she was getting $8 mojitos
just for sitting at a slot machine and spent only $5 on a slot machine. As long as she sat there gaming, the drinks
kept coming. Of course it is customary to tip the waitress, but getting drinks for $1 is still a very good deal.
Las Vegas, while it tried to make itself more family-oriented, is not exactly Disneyland
either. It's seedier underbelly rears its head at night, as hawkers on the streets slap pamphlets and leaflets in your face,
trying to attract your attention, men, women, couples, even children, advertising escort services and every other type of
mature distraction. Although considered conventionally rude, it's best to ignore these people completely, as walking through
8-10 of them at a clip can be a little unnerving, and there is virtually no way to walk around them. The latest sidewalk scam
are people on the street offering free tickets to shows and attractions. While their offer may be legitimate, and some
are, the "price" of the free offer is that you sit through a "short" timeshare presentation that can waste as little as 45
minutes or as long as several hours of your time. If a person approaches you and asks how long are you in town, it is
a timeshare scheme. It is advisable to use whatver method that is comfortable for you to firmly tell the person, "No."
Prostitution is legal in Nevada, but not in Clark
County, where the Las Vegas
strip resides, but it doesn't stop a 'working girl' from plying her trade on the Strip. There are also adult revues and of
course the showgirl revues where g-strings are optional. Most of these avenues of entertainment usually have to be actively
sought after, so it should not present a problem to attendees bringing their families to Vegas. And although the
Crazy Horse Paris, an adults-only show is at the MGM Grand, it's located where children should not be. Though tasteful,
it is nonetheless topless, but located inside the casino itself, where no one under 18 is admitted anyway.
SHOPPING
There are other ways to lose money in Las Vegas besides
the Roulette Wheel. Most of the casinos have exclusive shops and boutiques. If you've ever imagined walking down Rodeo Drive in Beverly
Hills, this is the closest thing to that. Most of these stores are fairly pricey, with names like Gucci
and Pierre Cardin, and it's kind of fun to go into these boutiques and just see how the other half shops. There are also very
specialized shops for very unique tastes. If this is not exactly to your liking or your budget, every casino has shops where you can purchase souvenirs and
other sundry items as well as specialty shops with more reasonably priced items. This writer, one of his excursions
to 'Vegas, collected a souvenir beer mug from every casino he visited. I wouldn't recommend that to everyone, as shipping
them back home cost over a hundred dollars, but sometimes it's fun to have a goal like that. Also for those attendees planning
an extended stay in 'Vegas, and you venture off the Strip, you'll also find that Las
Vegas is a real regular city, with supermarkets and regular retail stores. But keep in mind that these
stores are in the residential areas far from the Strip. You may be identified as a tourist invading their private sector if
you act like one. Still, it is a unique experience to mingle among the locals. But use caution, as travelling off the Strip
unescorted and into unfamiliar areas is never a good idea, as the city has all the perils and dangers of any other urban jungle.
Information Resources
This
article by no means encompasses Las Vegas in it's entirety.
Entire sections of book stores have been written about Vegas, with new volumes coming out every year as Vegas is
a dynamic, ever morphing entity. Something is always being torn down and/or rebuilt so it is never the same city anytime you
visit. When we return to Vegas in 2009, it will be a different city as old hotels are torn down and new ones are being built.
Other information resources are listed below. It is an incomplete list at best, as there are dozens of Internet sites devoted
to Las Vegas or one of its attractions. Free information pamphlets
are just a letter or a phone call away for those who do not have Internet access, and it, too, is abundant.
Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Bureau 3150 Paradise Rd Las Vegas, NV
89209-9096
Las Vegas.Com
Vegas.Com
If you want more information
on the 4 theaters, 7 clubs, 18 restaurants, 20 shops, 2 pools, 2 spas and the Lion Habitat the MGM Grand offers, click on this link
So come to the Conference! Bring
the wife, the kids. Put the kids on the Roller Coaster atop New York, New York,
or watch a Live Jousting Match while you feast on medieval foods (using your hands - no utensils) at the Tournament of Kings at the Excalibur. Send the family just
up the street from the MGM Grand to catch "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" at the UA Showcase 8 movie theater. And, who knows, maybe you can win tickets to see Cirque du Soliel's
"Ka", or end up dancing with a celebrity at Studio 54, both at the MGM Grand.
Thirteen has never
been so lucky!
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